I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.– Oscar Wilde (via wooden-folks)
smokedmt: fond-farewell: jensenlocked: tardisol: i-amwho-i-am: what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end? what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get...
askgeorgebush: a-real-spooky-shark: ...
Hippies are of animal species, known herbivores who worship mushrooms. Cutting trees, hurting animals and littering can aggravate them although they’re mostly placid natured. If appears aggressive, it can be easily calmed with the bud from a marijuana plant. Although naturally wild and untamed, hippies can be fantastic house pets. Notes to remember: Don’t leave in hot cars. Keep...
Sight of the day
In coles they have a toy Santa who talks, some little girl kept asking it for lego then screamed “IF YOU DON’T GET IT FOR ME, I’LL KILL YOU!!!” A five year old put a death threat against santa, shit just got real.